2. If you've named your car (or your bike)
3. If you never notice tree frogs at night
4. If mayonnaise is both your favourite condiment and your preferred method of removing beach tar from your feet
5. If you have ever referred to your near empty cocktail as being "at low tide"
6. If you know that "going shrew de trees" has nothing to do with horticulture
7. If you've ever brought your Christmas tree home on a bike
8. If your phone book listing includes your nickname because no one knows your given name
9. If you've ever gladly stood in line to buy food from a place called "the Roach Coach"
10. If you use the word "fullish" to describe someone's sanity and not a container's current content relative to its capacity
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